your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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