operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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