Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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