I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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