Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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