He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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