Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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