whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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