i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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