I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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