I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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