Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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