they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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