what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im six kinds of drunk right now
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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