One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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