I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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