...so i touched it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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