i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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