Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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