She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
