Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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