We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The power of my boobs compel you
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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