I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
