yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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