If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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