If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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