Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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