HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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