Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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