If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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