Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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