wat bout pragnant strippers??
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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