and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.