if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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