I will die if light touches me.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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