Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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