So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
