oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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