I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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