Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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