So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.