when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.