Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.