ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed