You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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