I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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