We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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