can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm both gender and math confused
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