no, he came in my armpit
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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