He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm always down for nudity.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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