Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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