doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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