Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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