STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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