id be glad to
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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