It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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