I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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