Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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