oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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